About a week ago, I lifted up my first chump, as a demonstration of power. Grabbed him below his arms, lifted him up, and carried him a couple yards away.
To be fair, my first chump weighted only about 140lbs. Still, the ability to execute such feat positively surprised me, as I'm no linebacker to begin with, and the lifting thing may be beginning to pay off.
Therefore, I might as well continue lifting, to get to the point of being able to lift up chumps up to, say, 200lbs (a good, round number; also, I'd assume most chumps fit into this weight range; above that are muscular guys one wouldn't want to mess with, or chumps that are oh'bese).
Hey, what the hell are you talking about??? Good question...
What has TRP given me... is contempt for weak men, or chumps, as I call them. No success with women for me, though - no dice, nada, zilch, nothing, in that regard.
Say there was this one girl I was interested in. Not interested in as in "from the bottom of my heart", but as in "she'd most certainly do, at least as a lay". She rebuffed my advances; instead, she found herself a chump - gotta be about 180 chubby, flabby lbs, semi-neckbeard, lame jokes, a slacker.
Thing is, I am better than him. I'm positive I could crush him, even now. Yet she chose him. "But hey, /u/GL_QUAD , nobody owes you nothing!" Sure, but the same applies for said chumps - and yet they succeed, where I fail.
Of course there is girl no.2, no.3, etc. All similar stories. And I'm left with my disgust.
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