Me and some friends went to a bar last night and I had just gotten to the point where I'm like "fuck it, I don't care about fear or any of that shit" and just decided to open a table of 2 girls with a super hilarious opener because I wanted a laugh. So I walked over and told the girls that my friend wanted me to walk over and get brutally rejected by them. So I'll stay and talk for a bit, then they can reject me. They just started laughing, and I asked their names, basic info blablabla... Well the deal was after about 3 minutes my friend was supposed to come over and ask me if I'm legally obligated to tell them I have gonhorrea (simple pickup I know. But funny as hell) which he never did. But I kept talking with the girls, they thought the whole thing was so funny and we all had a good conversation. Finally I told one of the girls she had to let me give her my number, which she happily agreed to. Talked a bit more. Friend finally walks over. Says something about me being ginger. Girls ask if the carpet matches the drapes or some shit. I just blank stare for a few seconds, then just turn and march right out of the venue and onto venue #2. Girl then texts me "sorry for rude ginger comment" after like 30 minutes... Then I do the exact same routine on 2 girls at venue #2. They also thought it was funny and we talked but one had a boyfriend and one was married. I said bye and they smiled and said bye it was nice to meet you.