Asking a girl for her number on the last day of class... Help?

DrHoboken · 2012-05-04T16:17:43+00:00

Nah dude. You gotta show that you're an alpha. Rip your clothes off, shit in your hands and throw it at anyone within 10 meters of you. Then, start sucking your own dick to show that you can satisfy your own needs, but come on her face to show that you've chosen her as your partner. At this point, she should start vomiting everywhere in a show of appreciation for your considerate actions.

However, asking for her number is outdated. A true gentleman gives a lady his number. Bite on of her fingers off and use the nail portion of her amputated finger to carve you number into her chest. Make sure it is very deep, you don't want her to lose it when the wounds start to heal. If you've done it right, she should be screaming for joy over your sweet gesture.

Good luck, I'll be masturbating to you for good luck.

Volim te! ☆:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆

presidentnixon · 2012-05-04T16:09:33+00:00

Don't say that, it'll just remind her that you were awkward.

Instead, say something like: "Let's stay in touch this summer, what's your number?"

ThrowawayPUA · 2012-05-04T16:09:34+00:00

Tips:

Post this type of question in AskSeddit.
Ask her for her number.

Title	Asking a girl for her number on the last day of class... Help?
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Date	May 4, 2012 4:06 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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