Tonight I went out to a bar with my buddy AJ. Wanted to sarge a bit, ended up doing more chilling than sarging. All good, been in an excellent alpha state for the last half of the week and though I only ended up opening two sets I feel like I accomplished something. I went to the bar for my usual delicious Gin and Tonic, chatted with the bartended about lala to get warmed up. The place was pretty empty when we got there, and I didn’t really feel like opening, so I sat around and bullshitted with AJ for about a half hour. Then I spotted a HB10/HB9 two set, walked over there. Me: Staring Contest, let’s go. Her: mumble mumble. I transitioned, asked her if I gave off an “I want to fight” vibe. She told me it was because of my socks. I don’t know who the fuck notices peoples socks, but I said some dumb shit about how I picked them out because they were extra aggressive. Shit test failed. Me:1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war.
Her: I’m not good at those. Me: Well do you have a white flag in your purse to surrender with. Her: I wish I had one. Said some more stupid shit about a thumb soldier, got the “I have a boyfriend” and graciously ejected with “Well I’m here to have a good time. Fuck it. I approached an HB10 like a boss, but failed to hook the set. Move on. Second set, two HB 7.5s sitting on couch on the peripheral of the room. I was trying to convince AJ to open a set. He told me to do it, so a man of action is what I want to be and I did. Went up, asked the one girl if she was shy. She said yes, I had noticed them eyeing me earlier, so I just went direct and said “You guys are cute, so I had to come say hi.” I was in, got their names. Went with the fighting vibes bit again, HB1 told me that she has the same problem, until people see her guns. I have been experimenting with disinterested alpha behavior when I’m not sure what to say, so I just said guns eh? (Ideas for witty responses welcome) Acted disinterested for a second, and continued talking. Me: I know this is a bar and that guys will sometimes want to fight, maybe they just like picking out a big target, but I had a 300 pound middle aged woman come up to me and say “I don’t care how big you are I’ll still fight you” Her: laughs Me: What sounds more delicious right now pancakes or waffles? Her: Vodka Me: What? Her friend chimed in and said I was going to say waffles. I threw a false time constraint, said I needed to get back to my friend. I told her that he was shy, just broke up with his girlfriend and that I was trying to get him out of the house to talk to girls. They asked where he is, and I didn’t see him so I said I needed to leave and ejected. Didn’t open another set for the rest of the night.

My confidence received a boost tonight. But AA sneaks up on me after I open sets. Need to kill that shit. I’m going to stop ejecting from sets. Time to make the girl leave, otherwise I’m going to form a bad habit and become a premature ejectulator. I’m going to see my brothers band play so I need to open sets tomorrow night as well.