Hey seddit, AFC here. So I was messaging this girl on tumblr for the past few hours and things were going pretty well until it took a turn. It's not that big a deal to me because I learned a lot from it. I got a lot of shit test practice in and I'm really just looking for feedback on my game. What parts of the conversation were good? What parts would you have said differently? Thanks a bunch, here's all of it:

***So background, she posted one of those silly photos that give each symbol a meaning and you message them what you think about them with each symbol. I believe pi was, "I want to have sex with you", * was "I think you're cute" and the diamond thing was, "I like your blog"

OP: Honestly? ∏. But I don't know you well enough.. So how about * and ◊ instead ;p Girl: Lol thank you :)

OP: I started following you because you're from X as well, and you also have a really cute smile. I'm OP :) Girl: Really so your suffering from this depressing weather too huh lol why thank you its because of my dimples lol my name is Girl

OP: Nahh, what are you talking about? Rainy weather is cuddle weather :p I don't mind it during the day because I can always just read a book or go online but at night is when I like to go out and preferably not get wet. Are you in school? Girl: Well I don’t like it specially since I don’t have a cuddle buddy any more :( not currently are you?

OP: Well that doesn't sound good. How about from this moment on you're my official tumblr cuddle partner? Just internet cuddles for now though ;P Yes, I'm at XU. What is it that you want to do though? Girl: Really lol what do I have to do to be able to be one lol oh cool I have a lot of friends who go to XU, GO X’S :) I want to be a physical therapist for kids with disabilities and kids that have gotten into accidents and stuff like that you?

OP: How about you just send me your number and maybe we can start from there :) That's cute. Haha, you'll have to guess first. Girl: Do you mind if I get to know you more before I give you my number? Thanks well you have to give me a clue lol

OP: Only if you don't mind that I have to know you more before we become cuddle partners :p Ok, ok, fine. I clone humans... haha if I give you a clue it would be too easy. Girl: Deal :) fine ummm doctor,lawyer, physiologist, pole dancer lol

OP: That is actually correct! I am a certified pole dancer; don't think you'll get any freebies because I charge by the minute ;p And I guess in my spare time, I like to chase feelings with words. Which is just my fancy way of saying that I like to write. Girl: Lol so not even a free preview ;) oh so you want to be a writer huh thats cool I’ll sell you my life story lol

OP: Hey, hey, slow down there now ;p Maybe we can cuddle up together and watch a movie but im strictly business when it comes to my dancing haha. Hmm, I have an idea. Instead of selling me your life story how about just MAYBE ill give you a small preview for it ;) Girl: my life story would make you to much money I need to get a cut lol

OP: What if I just take you to Europe and Ill give you the whole show? ;p Girl: To Europe why lol

OP: I have a lot of friends over there and I usually visit during the winter. But never mind, it's your loss. If you want a dance it's $100/minute and I do accept credit card. As for your life story, I'll steal it and make myself rich! Girl: What so jealous!!! $100 what for that you better have sex with me lol you can’t steal my life story I’ll sue you muahahahahaha

OP: Nahhhh, have you seen The Social Network? I'll just hire Mark Zuckerbergs lawyers and they'll keep me out of trouble haha. So you're saying you would pay me $100/minute to have sex with you? You make me blush ;p Girl: Lmao ok. No I’m saying that I won’t pay a $100 for you to dance for me lol

OP: No no, caught you red handed! Your exact quote was "$100 what for that you better have sex with me" You're a cutie but idk if this friendship can work if you're thinking about sex with me ;p So what are you doing if you're not taking any classes? Girl: Lol did you think about sex with me huh :p I’m living the bum life lol just working on e in a while lol

OP: Idk if I should tell you, do you really want to know? Girl: Umm not sure lol OP: Fine fine, I'll just tell you! No, I haven't because I don't have a dirty mind ;P Like I said before, you're my tumblr cuddle buddy! Girl: Ok good lol

OP: Alright, well I'm glad that's settled! So uh, sex? Girl: Sorry I’m a virgin :/

OP: I mean I've been rejected before but I've actually never heard that one before. Are you really a virgin? Girl: Lol it was a joke no I’m not

OP: Wow, you actually got me haha. Well I'm going to be honest, I'm really not looking for a relationship right now at this point and the last thing I ever want to do to a girl is lead her on but I really am very attracted to you and would love to hook up :) Girl: Yeah not looking for one either but I also don’t hook up just like that sex is really important to me and I only have it when I’m in a relationship and care about that person. I’m sorry

OP: That's too bad because I'm sure you probably haven't had a lover like me :p I really don't see what you have to be sorry about though, besides being so cute haha. But on a serious note, it's your right to say no to whatever guy comes your way. Fuck him if he cries to his little friends about how he got stuck in the "friend zone". It really was fun chatting with you today though. So do you think you know me enough to give me your number now? :p Girl: Yeah and I’m 100% sure you haven’t had one like me! But no I don’t know you the only thing I know is that your a writer and you want to hook up with me so tell me a secret about you you and I will

OP: Hmm, I reserve my secrets for very few but how about this? Check out my writing. If you like what you read, you can give me your number and maybe we'll talk again sometime. And if not, it's no big deal and we will just move on with our lives? op(.)tumblr(.)com/post/26815378347 Remove the parenthesis from the link :) Girl: Wow you really are a good writer!!! 555-555-5555