Heading over to a girls dorm for drinks. She wants to get drunk together

BrutalMan420 · 2018-10-18T01:11:41+00:00

i dunno what shit these other commenters are on but this is a fukin slam dunk man. she could have just said “come over and fuck me”. are you gonna man up and pump it or are you gonna disappoint her, yourself.

FireDrillem · 2018-10-18T00:55:58+00:00

If you decide to drink with her, have a few and then cut the night short. Let her “truth” reveal its self. That should help you determine if you should come back some other time for a good pounding. If she’s anywhere near an 8 on the crazy scale forget it! This may be an opportunity to determine if she’s plate worthy.

Auxfite · 2018-10-18T08:18:55+00:00

My ex told me she had abusive ex and I ignored the red flag and I suffered a lot. Law of attraction is real if the guy was abusive she triggered it. With what i know now I wouldn’t even smash but you’re young so different situation. Up to you

Retstortion · 2018-10-18T00:48:23+00:00

Don’t get drunk. Or don’t even drink
Abusive ex is a massive red flag. Normal people leave bad relationships before they become abusive.

Be smart.

Again, don’t get drunk or avoid the drinking altogether with a new girl unless out at a bar

FiveStarTendieDinner · 2018-10-18T01:07:38+00:00

Pump and dump.

KarmicPrism · 2018-10-18T10:55:03+00:00

Go over drink with her, but for the love of God drink something light.
Don't be pounding shots.

FYI: Anything more than 3 shots will be drunk/tipsy territory for you, adjust accordingly. Around 5 beers will start to feel the same.

Drink slow, pace yourself, you have all night. If you drink too much your dick won't work, and then you'll look like a dick-less drunk mess (if it doesn't get hard, it doesn't exist to her). Even also, if you drink too much you won't remember the sex very well and it won't be as fun the next morning.
Escalate (easy when you both are tipsy, and obviously she wants to fuck).
Fuck her. Fuck her hard. Make her cerebellum come out her nose. Eat her pussy like an animal ffs, just don't bite that shit.
Use a condom.
Stay hydrated you thirsty azz bitch, the more hydrated you are the better you will perform under the influence and less hangover the next day.
no means no.

Rinse and repeat, and laugh at all these other fags who are telling you to pass.

RedHoodhandles · 2018-10-18T10:05:38+00:00

Man I wish I would meet as many 8s in rl as they are throwing themselves at amateurs.

Heading over to a girls dorm for drinks. She wants to get drunk together

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Title	Heading over to a girls dorm for drinks. She wants to get drunk together
Author	UniversalFapture
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Comments	18
Date	October 18, 2018 12:47 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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