The rest of us here don't matter. When you're out on the field, don't start composing your FR when you should instead continue being awesome; don't fear screwups imagining how seddit might criticize you. We're not that important, we're not your parents or parole judges, we're just random people giving you suggestions.

You're the king of your universe, you're answerable to no one. Gurus might claim and do many things, but they don't matter because you know your inner alpha outshines them all. In fact, you are the only alpha in your universe, go out and share your awesomeness.