So this is a report on the city of kelowna. First I'll tell you I'm a 22 yr old man living here since August last year, and it is really the easiest place to meet beautiful women that I've ever been to. My record here is 7 separate f closes in a month, with 16 # closes that same month. This is a great city to meet people because there are seven or 8 busy bars within a four block radius of the downtown, 2 kickin strip clubs right there downtown, like 9 coffee shops for y'all day gamers, great sports/gaming opportunities within a twenty minute drive, and all the people here are hot! Seriously, this is a Monday night in a hole in the wall coffee shop and there are 5 single hb 8s here right now. And only 4 eligible dudes. Yoga pants seem to be the uniform for all the ladies, and they are all friendly. Granted, I kinda won the genetic lottery (tall white male who's been compared to thor like once a month at least), but even so, I saw a smokin hb 9 with a one eyed midget in a pork pie hat the other day. There are all kinds of women here- black, white, native, east Indian, Muslim, what have you- and ninety percent of them downtown are hb 7 and up. You like water sports? Big topless beach 15 minute walk from downtown. Art is your thing? 3 studios and 4 galleries up in here. You into clubs? I know of 4 within a seven minute walk. Casinos? We got one. Live music? Four venues within spotting distance. Fine dining? Like 14 restaurants in a 16 block square. And there's a great big hotel right in the middle of it all for you to unwrap the night's presents. Alright y'all po' boys who ain't here, I got a naughty hottie to play 8 Ball with. Later