I don't know if this post adds any value to this sub but I just wanted to share a fun story with my bro's on seddit. Everybody loves a fun story, right?!
Ok so I was in Berlin over New Years eve. On the first of january I went to one hell of a party. I also brought some MDMA with me. I take this drug once a year on very special occasions (self control is key!). If you have a problem with me taking drugs then I suggest you stop reading here. Judge me all you want but I don't care really. Ok sorry for that - back to my story.
So I was high on MDMA at around 3am when I saw the most amazing girl I've seen in a long time. She had an asian-touch but I was 100% sure she's not full asian. She was dancing like an angel and she also looked like one. A lot of you guys would probably rate her an 8 but to me at that very moment she was my perfect 10. The way she enjoyed herself on the dancefloor was just out of this world. I also need to add that she was high on MDMA, too. I saw how she dipped some powder earlier.
I was there with a group of friends so I suggested we change our dancing-spot to something closer to my target. We did and a few minutes later I was dancing besides her. Now I've been to more than enough night clubs and parties to know how girls behave when a guy they don't like dances in her close-radius. So I danced beside her and try to initiate eye contact. Worked on the first try, boom.
me (in German): "you only have these kind of awesome parties in berlin!" <- yeah who needs a good opener right? Just say the first stupid thing that comes to your mind /r/obvthrowawayisbv_ !
her: "what?" <- obviously german's not her native language
her: "where you from?"
me: "switzerland" <- too high to ask where she's from
she smiled
me: "I said: you only have these kind of awesome parties in berlin!"
her: "oh yeah, I love it"
me: "so do I, I'm having a blast!"
her: "yeah, me, too!"
she smiled
Now reach out your hand, look her in the eyes - but don't do that creepy stare, just project confidence - and reach for her hand. She'll take it and you dance together.
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I walked away.
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I was so high and wanted to dance with nobody but myself that I just walked away and continued to have an awesome time with me and my friends.
I glanced over to her spot (she was there with one girl and one dude). She was talking to her girlfriend. They were talking about me - about what I said, actually: I was lip-reading as she said "having a Blast". That's all I lip-read (cool word!). Somehow this made me confident. It could also be very well that I totally misread this, as I was super high.
I knew I was too high to talk to someone right now. Even having a conversation with one of my friends right now wasn't possible. Dancing and enjoying myself was all I wanted.
Yet I still thought about her. I decided to just wait until I'll come down a little bit and then talk to her again. After all, she was high, too. Which means she's not going home anytime soon (parties in Berlin tend to go until afternoon).
So now it was 5.30 in the morning and I felt pretty clear again. I turn around and see her coming back from getting drinks. Perfect Timing.
I gently stopped her.
me: "You didn't tell me where you're from"
her: "I'm from the Netherlands."
me: "Oh really? I was under the impression girls from the netherlands were supposed to be taller than me!" <- Not bad man! note: I'm 5'9" / 176cm
her: "oh you did?" laughs
I'm standing in her "circle" now and it seems she's about to introduce me.
me: "so who's she?" pointing at her girlfriend
her: "that's [forgot her name]"
I say hi to [forgot her name] and introduced my self. [Forgot her name] turned away.
me: "and that's her boyfriend?"
her: "Oh no, just a friend"
Shit. Did I just gave her the impression that I'm after her girlfriend?
I tend to over-think every move I make and word I say when high on MDMA. This thought completely caught me off guard. I didn't know what to do.
I walked away.
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WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
I have no idea why I did that. But I didn't care. I smiled. I danced. I had a great time with me and my friends.
Fast forward to 9AM.
I see her and her friends leaving.
I left 30 minutes later.
Fin.
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