Opened on Tinder in a way I've never done before. Here's how it went.

Me: Sex?

Her: What

Me: Im bored, you wanna?

Her: I'm bored too lmfao but na im alright you know.....

Me: And you've got them killer abs

Her: Haha gotta get back on the squat ting too

Me: You pump the dnb tunes whilst squatting?

Her: That made me laugh

Me: So when are you meeting me

Her: Where u from

Me: Originally?

Her: Nah living, but answer that too

Me: Selly, and fresh off the boat from Nigeria

Her: So am I and loool fuck off you div

Me: You saying Im fake black?

Her: -___-

Me: Where you from?

Her: My mom

Me: Wow good answer

Me: U cheeky kunt

Me: I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Pakistan

Her: I can be a right sarcastic bitch ahaha an fml. I hate this question cos its so long but mix of pakistani/afghani but born in Glasgow. wbu?

Me: Sarcy bitch. Half bengali

Me: I was lucky to miss the circumcision though

Her: Omg hahahaha, come to the pear later?

Me: Nah got a shit load of work to hand in for tomorrow. Ill meet you then?

Her: When

Me: Like 2/3?

Me: You can come see my bed

Her: Tomorrow? N No LOL

Me: Yeah, and well you can come round and we can tongue wrestle?

Her: No thank you -___-

Me: Half pakistani/afghani girls are no fun, I thought they were naughty af

Her: Im not naughty at all. I'm a good wholesome asian girl.

Me: I understand the asian household, but we need to defy our parents wishes.

Me: Muslim principles dont work in this English world.

Her: Omfg you seem like such a joker

Me: Lol. Hit me up sometime when you're bored

Her: Not for a shag. I dont roll like that ok

Me: Respect.

Her: Twat lol

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