Any ideas or examples of good things to say after the initial opener to a girl that you just met? I've used the opener hey I saw u from over there and thought you were pretty cute and wanted to see if you're as cool as you might be but then what are some good things to say after that

ashash479 · 2016-10-24T16:06:25+00:00

I don't have the balls to try this...but I am collecting shit.

let me know if you try!

NEVER SPEAK FAST* ALWAYS SMILE * STAND BY SHOULDER

Does this shirt make me look gay?. What the hell is that?. * Do you like fish?: I have three I think one of them is gay. Are you from the North? * You have beautiful eyes, can Itouch them? When IOI: Are you as innocent as you look.

When she grabs: Is this how you pickup guys?.

Are you retarded in some kind of way?.I've met some crazy girls here...

HER: "What do you do for fun?", and said "Run over children with my car."

Which of us is hottest? Put your hand on their foreheads - pick one of them

Blocks: I have BF: Yeah, well you look like you could use two * well I have a goldfish Where do you work: I'm an underwear mode - 'no really' - I am offended! If she hands you a drink: drink it if she asks -"what?! I thought you bought me a drink to make me like you" * I'm not a table "Can you buy me a drink/do this for me/hold this?" -"I think you have me confused with every other guy you've ever met."

Buying drinks: "Sorry, I only buy drinks for women I date/fuck (depending on the vibe)."

Her: "I'm mad at you!" "Ooh, say something angry!" Her:"How many girls have you been with?" "I didn't know I was supposed to be keeping count." Her:"Do you do this for every girl you take out/date/etc.?" "Sure, you can believe that if you want." Her:"You look like a player." or "Are you a player?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." Her:"What do you do for a living?"-"I clone humans" Her:"I think you're too young." "Hey, don't be so hard on yourself... you don't look that old." Her:"Is that your line/routine?"-"Hey! Don't go off script." Her:"Aw,that was so sweet."-"I know,I'm pretty classy."* "don't get used to it" Her:"Do you have a girlfriend?" "Why...are you interested?"/"ssh, not so loud! One of them will hear you." HER:"We're not going to have sex."- Sex? I was going for a kiss, slow down girl.

INSULT: you're not funny: "That's devastating news. Buy me a shot and let me cry on you." "I'm short, there's nothing I can do about it. You seem to be a massive cunt, there is something you can do about that." *"I'm sorry I couldn't hear you." Make her repeat it. & Then, shrug your shoulders and say, "Sorry, all I can hear is <mock her voice>'i'm a horrible person' " *Laugh. "We'll talk in a minute, sweetie. Wait your turn." &Keep focus on HB7. &"Hey, I'm dontboreusgettothe. How's it going?"

*"Well, you weren't my first choice tonight either."

ESCALATION

I think you're really cool, I wanna take you out to dinner and stuff but I also really wanna fuck you. You know what, I think you're really cool, I'd hang out with you even if I didn't wanna fuck you.

kiss me you won't regret it!. On the scale of 1-10 how good are you at kising?. Do you want to kiss me?. : Maybe - let's find out || No - you just looked like you had something in mind.

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NEVER SPEAK FAST* ALWAYS SMILE * STAND BY SHOULDER

When she grabs: Is this how you pickup guys?.

HER: "What do you do for fun?", and said "Run over children with my car."

*"Well, you weren't my first choice tonight either."