Good evening Seddit, please excuse my english as it is not my native language. So this happened friday on my night out with some friends. Arrived at the pre party fairly early which resulted in me getting a bit too smashed fast haha, anyways proceed to us hitting the clubs we start out this fairly hectic club since we were all so turned up. Get inside, pull off my Michael Jackson moves, this is when i bump into an old friend of mine who always buys me drinks, we decided to ditch the others and head for our favourite venue. Im literally so fucking smashed at this point i dont even care about anything i just feel like 50/50 puking or dancing. While heading for the new venue i bump into a female friend heading the opposite direction all by her self. Thoughts of me wanting to improve my game and sexual life my mind instantly snaps and i take my opportunity. Shes half Korean half danish so i decide to open with "Hey my favourite little spring-roll, where u headed all alone" The only reason i would ever open with this kind of slightly racist opening line is because i thought it was self-amusing as fuck and she has the same kind of dark humor. She replies that she just ditched her friends because they were getting busy with their boyfriends, at this point i just confidently put my arm around her and say: "Lets go on an epic and romantic adventure" she complies and we head for this crazy place with slightly older people (we're both 19), age limit is 21 but since i know the bouncer we get in (social proof?). Proceed inside and i command her to buy me a drink promising ill buy next round. We chit chat for a short period about some boring shit, i remember some of the tips i read on here, direct eye contact, kino by pushing her a bit on the shoulder when bantering. I also remembered the push-pull shit so as we were talking about looks or some shit she asked me to rate her: "i'd say hmm... its really hard.. id probably give you a hard 3" she gets slightly offended so i pull her in and whisper: "You know im just joking, you know exactly what i think" she laughs and this is when i take her up to a table that some dudes left with some booze, so i get more smashed and we banter for a bit more while i indirectly try to screen for logistics. So for the last 10 minutes while we sit at the table i'm confident i could have kissed her, but my drunk-confident mind weirdly thinks that i shouldn't be this easy so instead we just kept flirting with a lot of kino and fuck me eyes. This is when the conversation gets a bit stalled and i decide to kiss her. So this table was basically completely in the corner and there were maybe 15 other people in a relative big sized bar, so while we make-out i pull her hair a bit and grab her thighs with the power of god i hear a slight moan. As im only human i get horny as hell also, so i tell her to come with me and she asks me:"where"? fuck that shit shes gonna have to find out, grab her hand and lead her to the toilets, she complies and we go in the mens room and we make-out hard and i slide my hand down her pants and start to finger her and then we bang in this small little toilet stall, worst sex of my life to be honest, but i am so drunk i dont even care its fun as hell. We leave the venue she finds her friends and i find mine, quickly put my number in her phone and just now she hit me up. I guess moral of the story is don't take things too seriously and remember to have as much fun as possible, girls will want to join in on you and want some of that high energy. Also alcohol helps haha. Peace out