I have to get this off my chest and forewarn all of yall out there that might have an eye on that girl you work with.

Long story short, I went on a date with a coworker of mine and we fucked in the backseat of my car. All was swell, but as it turns out, it is actually quite difficult to get hard while you are in a cramped backseat in a awkward position. It took longer and a little more effort than usual but I still powered through and got it up.

Next day, i show up to work and ALL the girls there are looking at me funny. Turns out, she told everyone that I couldn't get hard. As I type this out I realize how funny this is, but that's besides the point. I am extremely embarrassed and feel emasculated. This chick single handedly ruined my reputation and no girl in the office can respect me anymore after hearing that. I made a couple fatal flaws while going through this and I hope you can learn from this.

1) dont ever let your junk speak for you. You are a man. Use your logic before jumping into potential sexual encounters

2) if you have a small car, find anywhere to pull other than that car first. It's a last resort. If all you have is a car, then start learning different positions that are comfortable back there.

3) girls gossip way more than what you think. Even if you tell her to keep a secret, she will tell all her friends. You can use this to your advantage.

4) you can practice your game with some coworkers but do not try to pull them, especially in a smaller workplace. There are way more ways that it can ruin the good job you used to love than turn out okay.

I know that this is one bad experience and that some will say that if you can lay pipe real good to one girl then she will gossip to her friends and now the game has been set for you. But, trust me I have pulled many women and no one has ever complained. Most girls just want to start rumors and create drama. That's how they are built and we cant change that.

The risk is too high. Your work is just that. Your work. You are there to do your job well and get paid. You can have some fun and play some game, but for the love of God dont fuck your coworkers.