My 2 wings are chatting to some local nutcase so I decide to duck out and make an approach

I open 2 girls in flowery dresses. One's super hot. One's average. I'm like ''You girls are making me feel under-dressed in your colourful dresses and i'm just here looking handsome in a boring white T-shirt''. All that could come to my brain but they laughed and immediately opened up. (i'm not even that handsome so it was kind of funny I guess). I sense immediate attraction (which is rare for me) but it's from the less hot one!

I ask what they're up too. Make a cold read about them both and guess one of their jobs correct (hot one. Teacher). I ask how they know each other and they tell me they are school friends (they're both like 24). I tell them that I bet they were nerds in school and they laugh and agree. I say ''Yeah, I can tell. You're hot nerds. You're 'herds''' and they laugh and start asking me stuff. It's going well. Then my wings come into set and I can feel the atmosphere drop a little. We all carry on chatting and I suggest that we move too a new bar and invite teh girls and they agree. DUring the walk i'm lightly flirtrting and sexualising the convo slightly and introduce the dating topic and we joke about age gaps and I roleplay a littlee with the less hot one and she's enjoying herself.

In the new bar, the hottest one tells me she's engaged to be married. D'oh. I haven't shown a great deal of intent with either really and at this point i'm thinking of bailing. My wing starts telling loads of lame dad jokes in order to make the girls laugh and it goes down like a lead balloon and soon after we decided to eject.

We go too a new bar and I open the girl to my left as i'm ordering a drink. She was looking at the menu and I think I opened with something like ''You just can't decide, can you. You want me to choose for you?!!'' adn again, she's super receptive. Kind of unusual. My 'vibe' must have been good last night (or I just lucked upon the rare girls who think i'm good looking?) because they were all positive reactions from memory. We start chatting and her friends come over and ask her to intoduce me to them. I carry on chatting to her, commenting on her tattoos and using it as an excuse to touch her and I can feel some sexual tension. My wings are chatting to her friends, but they lose their attention within 2 mins and now her friends steal the girl from me. No great loss. I wasn't majorly into her. ]

I open another girl near the dancefloor on one of the tables. I think I opened with ''Who are all these people? I thought it was just gonna be me and you tonight!?''. She laughs and squares up to me and is like ''Ok. What's your story?!! Who are you?!''. I say ''Ha! That's my line. That's what I say when i'm hitting on girls like you'' and she giggles and we start chatting. She's sexy but she's older. She's like my age! I like much younger girls so I didn't feel much pressure in this set as I didn't really care. My wing is chatting to her friend who she seems to like. They go off and dance and I carry on chatting with my one. I'm looking into her eyes and since I don't really care about this set, I decide to use an old 'cheesy' mystery line and say ''On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you wanna kiss me right now?!''. She says ''8''. I say ''That's what I would have guessed''. She kind of laughs and 'falls' into me and then I grab her and start making out with her. It's a little bit of a blur after that. I remember her kind of shit testing me with something like ''I get the feeling you do this (hitting on girls in bars) quite a lot!''. Her friend tried to kiss my friend, but my friend is married (plus he wasn't that into her) and he was dodging them kisses like Tyson Fury

I think I could have likely pulled her, but yeah, despite being pretty, a bit too old

I lose both my wings.

As I'm walking back I sit on a bench outside one of the busy bars and so massive women sits near me and chats. I'm polite and make her laugh a bit. Then this womans hot niece comes and sits with us and she introduces me to her :)

She even says ''This is my niece. She's pretty isn't she!''. I'm like ''Hell yeah. She's a snack. I can see her being my ex girlfriend in like 3 months'' and the hot one laughs and hits my arm. We chat a little bit. She offers her facebook. I'm not sure if I could have done much more in that set from memory. I was a bit worse for wear at this point and she had TONNES of her family with her and I think it would have been too weird for her to go off with some guy in front of all her family.

So no pull, but a fairly positive night, tbh. Better than some nights i've had where i've actually pulled!

One thing that hit home a bit is taht I really wish I had some better wings!! Just people who also want too approach and don't kind of kill the vibe of the sets I open!!

I pulled quite a few times a few months back when travelling for a week in Eastern Europe, and I feel like a contributing factor was 2 amazing wingmen I met. 100% slayers. Just balls of charisma and they added tonnes of value too each set whilst also kind of biggin me up and not 'stealing' the set either. Perfect

On the 1 in 100,000 chance one of you live anywhere near Gatwick airport (south East UK) hit me up lol. We can creep some girls out together