Met a friend who started to grow out, not as a PUA but as a social person, and myself realizing how pathetic I am at this, I decided to chat him up and go with him out. Everything else about me and him is pretty much grounded - both have stable jobs, work out regularly hygiene, smell, looks, everything is 7/10+.

And so, he pushes me to do cold approaches and the usual stuff (I am in a bit of a down, so it goes as expected, but its still something). Anyhow..

He recreates a situation next to a bench with couple. They start to get up, thinking we want the bench. We politely explain the hilarity of the situation. But then... things take a turn for the awesome.

Turns out they aren't a couple, but friends. The guy has insane game, and on a whim goes out and chats a bunch of chicks. They intend to go to a club, and we ask to tag with them and we do.

Club 1: Couple of chats, bad crowd, all seated, boring.

Club 2: Gay club, talked with a few of them for the lolz. No hate for the queer, just we're all straight.

Club 3: He goes full predator mode and starts chatting up anything that resembles a woman. Somehow we end up with chicks, one of them is clearly into me. 10 minutes in, I realize I'm not attracted to her what so ever (a. I'm out of her league :/ stupid stupid ego b. she's all over me) and decide to bail. She tries the usual bs but I'm not feeling it. Wibed with one other chick, but my talk is so bad I mess it up. We leave my other friend there with the chicks and move forward

Club 4: He keeps hitting anything that moves, and also tries to coax me into making moves. I fail twice, and the third time chatted up a line (waiting for a bathroom) but this time got her name, but went to find them instead (probably could've kept talking but at this point this evening was a stupid win for me, so I faltered. A few more chats and smokes, and we move to

A great Pizza place: He speaks with a bunch of older women and ends up eating with them, I'm eating with two of his friends and then join them and cut the night.

Almost got in a fight with a drunk idiot on the way back. Next time using a taxi.

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And the best part? I told him that us meeting him was literally the most random thing ever, and got his number, and one of his friends, for more of this insanity, later.

Moral? beginners luck is awesome, talk to anything and anyone - man or woman, laugh at everything and don't have an ego, coz you could've gotten laid, that easily apparently.