I remember one night we went to a party at a friend's house. And out of the blue her best friend starts clowning on me for taking baths. In front of a bunch of people I know and also just met. And of course my then wife joins in.

It was so fucking weird. Turns out my wife (ex now) was talking shit to her for awhile i guess about how I occasionally take a bath!

The implication was that I was a pussy or was jacking off up there.

No, fact is that I am a hard working blue collar guy who's body fucking hurts working 6 days a week. And Epsom salt helps.

Fact is the woman who I supported financially to get her masters degree, was ok with her working part time or not at all, ok with her quitting jobs haphazardly because I busted my ass. She could be free and have a gentle life, but for me to take 20 minutes to heal my damn body was too much lol

And her and her friend (who ironically hasn't worked in 20 years)! Were insulting me for being hygienic and insulting my manhood to top it all off. Some guys don't even wash their ass from what I hear from these ladies out on the streets!

Just writing this thought out, fresh from having a peaceful time in the tub lmfao!