So I was finishing my run and was going in my house and bumped into my neighbour. She's an older lady but we generally get on.

We were chatting and when I tried to go in my house, my door was locked - my other half had locked the door. She went "oh she's locked you out love." And I went yeah looks like she has.

She went "Oh I don't blame her, because you're a bloody Man!" And laughed. I just went charming.

I got in not long after - my other half only locked the door because she was in the loft.

She couldn't believe what she said but defended it a bit, saying she's had a hard life etc.

Imagine if I said the same about women. I'd probably have rye police called.