This post is a field report that involves the perspective of 2 guys going after the same chick.

Last night I went out with 3 friends to a bar/club. My friend (call him "Tony") and I hit the dance floor and meet up with a bachelorette party that he was texting earlier that day. 2 girls of interest in this story. The first one is "Lindsey", she's the one that Tony met earlier this week and organized the bachelorette party. The second girl of interest is "Ashley", a girl I took interest in and is the focal point of the story. Both girls are ~23ish, Tony is 23, I'm 29 but look 23. Tony and I are new friends; he's a 'natural' and doesn't even know it.

Tony and I are dancing and having a good time ripping it up, moving between groups and around with different girls. It's definitely working and you can see other groups get closer to our group to join in on the fun. Tony and Lindsey make out of the dance floor a couple times. Later in the evening he made the "you're coming back to my place" comment and she was not having it at all, so he starting going for others.

At this point in the night I had made out with Ashley a couple times but each time she pulled away like she "couldn't go on but wanted to". (Come to find out she has a BF and she was hampsting). Tony was unaware of this making out apparently (relevant later in the story). Lindsey joins Ashley and I to complain that Tony had tried to take her home and went on and on about how she's not that kind of girl (came off to me like she was trying to prove something to Ashley). They both looked to me, I shrugged and said "can't blame a guy for tryin'" and went back to the dance floor. We swap numbers.

Bar #2. Both groups went. It's about a half hour before close, bar has a rooftop and is kinda dead. Tony is completely browning out and spills his guts to Ashley about some pretty lame stuff like finding love. I found other people to talk to at this point as I want no part of this conversation. But... Tony and Ashley actually seem to hit it off on this conversation. --This is where I screwed up and I should have tried to game one of Ashley's friends--

Fast forward to bar close. We (4) leave with the girls (6) and hangout outside while we talk about my after party option a couple blocks away. There's a street fight between the girls' beta/orbiter friends that came out of nowhere... and my friends. The fight frankly changed everything and our two groups separated out of necessity after the fight. Total buzzkill.

We (4 guys) go back to my place and I get texted by Ashley. "Hiiii!" and "Are you still awake?" that kind of stuff.

Plot twist, she's texting the same stuff to my friend Tony while we're both sitting on the couch next to each other. She has no idea. Remember, this is the girl with the boyfriend. So Tony and I essentially fuck with her while at the same time we each see if we can make anything of the situation. He clearly won that challenge because before I knew it he booked it out of my place and got in a cab.

So I let Ashley know that I we were sitting next to each other that whole time. She goes into a little bit of a panic. It was funny. She hamsted by making up some stupid excuses and saying that "nothing's going to happen" to my text of "I'm pretty sure he just got in a cab to go to your place". I decide at this point I can either cock block my buddy or help him get the win. I'm not a cock blocker and I've already lost... So I help. I tell her nobody's judging her, he's a great guy, have fun, whatever. She agrees. I text my buddy the conversation and tell him he owes me big time.

Call Tony in the morning and it turns out that when he got to her place (her parents house), Ashley's BF was there... sleeping! The story she fed her BF in the morning was "Tony's a friend from college and he needed a place to stay last night because he lost his keys, so he slept on the cot, blah blah..." Boyfriend totally bought the story and even left them both there while he went to work.

--Comment: Who the hell's parents are ok waking up to find out their daughter had TWO guys sleep over that night?--

In that car ride home Tony had (finally) asked Ashley straight up why 1) you made out with his friend (me) and then gamed us both at the end of the night AND 2) you have a boyfriend and invited a guy over to the place where he was sleeping. She stone cold denied ever making out with me and chalked up the other part to "having fun / it's whatever".

Scariest realization is that I misread this girl. She appeared very innocent in all ways. Like a church girl. But the hamster was strong with this one. And as my new favorite saying goes "hamsta's gonna hamst".

TL;DR I got played, not laid. All girls have hamster's for brains. Once the friends are gone, all girls want to get banged w/o getting shamed.