Watch out fellas, we’ve got us a real prize here.

kevin32 · 2020-08-28T17:22:14+00:00

Thanks for posting u/throwawaynamechange2, but we don't allow satire/sassy profiles, nor profiles of women who just want to hookup. She must be seeking commitment (rule 5).

DangZagnut · 2020-08-28T16:42:46+00:00

I'm all for truth in advertising.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-08-28T17:07:52+00:00

I'd like to think this is an attempt at humour, but I honestly don't know anymore.

What's also really interesting, assuming that this is in any way semi-serious... Consider what she's actually saying here. Look at how burned out she is already. This woman is twenty-five. Twenty-five. She sounds like one of the old women at bars who letch over men young enough to be her son. Now imagine the amount of poor decisions this woan has made to have a mindset like this, at half the age of the woman at the bar.

Thanos_damadredditor · 2020-08-28T17:08:26+00:00

Equally poor Lmao, unmotivated?? Can’t relate. This is why I pay attention to bios, because I’m 27 years old I have too much to lose to be dealing with a slug of woman who has nothing to her name.

SkylordAl · 2020-08-28T17:46:08+00:00

spend a few months

"Few months" =

For Beta Billy:

Includes sparsely-distributed dinner dates paid for by Billy and constant orbiter reinforcement (calling her beautiful, giving her gifts, etc.). Sex is not necessarily impossible BUT highly improbable. Billy will be largely forgotten afterwards, as stated in her profile (even at Wall threshold unless Billy has exceptional provider capabilities).

For Alpha Chad:

Includes constant flirting/sexting and regular sexual trysts depending on her and/or Chad's mood. Sex usually happens after the dates with Billy. May backfire on Chad once she develops "feelings" as she will try to convince him to formalize their relationship, even if otherwise stated in her profile. Chad will largely NOT be forgotten afterwards as she will still pine for him, though he will be described as "jerk" or "immature" to other people regardless of their initial arrangement.

For Omega Oscar:

Usually none, unless she is very bored; she will talk to Oscar if boredom does strike her and has nobody else to talk to. Otherwise, she will not meet with him nor entertain the idea and will immediately block him if he tries flirting or soliciting anything sexual. Oscar will be completely forgotten afterwards.

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