Want some clever or brutal answers to these shit tests

Pro_Like_Me · 2017-07-07T03:29:04+00:00

"Are you seeing someone right now?"

Yeah but my Tuesday girl moved across the country, so I have an opening.

"Don't you have anything better to do?"

Is that an invitation?

"Is this a date?/Like a date?"

It can be whatever you want it to be sweetheart.

"I'm doing XYZ/something else instead."

Cool.

"Why do dress like that?"

Because I'm awesome.

"You couldn't handle me."

This is the tell-tale sign of a psycho bitch, fwiw.

"My man/boyfriend/fiance won't like that."

I didn't ask him.

GeminiEngine · 2017-07-07T03:33:41+00:00

don't, redirect. Make it about her showing interest in you. Your the prize.
"not even you"
"nope, but I'll supersize your meal when we go to McDs"
really depends on circumstances
don't have that as a problem, maybe "to get and keep the kind of woman I like"
start laughing, "you're a comedian too?"
don't. If she has showed IOIs "we both know that that don't matter for what we want" push it as you can read her mind. If no IOIS, still don't, "you do you, I'll do me, oh and don't worry about what I do"

Billee_Boyee · 2017-07-07T11:39:32+00:00

"Are you seeing someone right now?"

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

"Don't you have anything better to do?"

Nope.

"Is this a date?/Like a date?"

Only if it ends in sex

"I'm doing XYZ/something else instead."

Okay

"Why do dress like that?"

Cuz I don't need to hide my fat belly.

"You couldn't handle me."

Yes, well. We'll never know, will we?

"My man/boyfriend/fiance won't like that."

You are a strong, independent womyn. You don't need a man to tell you how to behave.

Title	Want some clever or brutal answers to these shit tests
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Date	July 7, 2017 3:00 AM UTC (9 years ago)
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