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[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear2222 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Step one: get jacked.
Step 2. Change tinder profile to "Dominant, highly-driven, successful man that wants to pin you against the wall... tonight. Seeking a petite, athletic girl who knows how to use her hips in all the right ways.
Let's skip the B.S. Online dating is mostly a waste of time. You'll text me for days, excited to meet me, and then get scared at the last minute.
Do me a favor, and don't write back unless you're ready to call me daddy."
Step 3. Upload pics of u jacked
Step 4. ?????
Step 5. Profit
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[–]jeezydasnowman0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The description doesn't even matter if you're jacked. Here's how girls use tinder - thumbs up if they like your pic. Description, other pics, etc. don't matter.
Upload your best shirtless pic, put the description to something cliche like "only in town for the night" and crush it.
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[–]jeezydasnowman0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Jacked https://imgur.com/a/MewFI
[–]subjectivealpha 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's it? I was that built at 16
[–]jeezydasnowman-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup it's not hard to be in the top 20%
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