Okay I'll try and keep this short. I'm an Englishmen and quite young and new at this. Having been raised by two anxious, overbearing women I always romanticised relationships from a young age and as everyone else on this board realised this is bullshit.

After cheating on someone I felt guilty and thus declined into the world of Beta-dom more than ever before being strung along by a girl who since I cut off. Naturally she started aggressively pestering me to not only become her orbiter again but has been teasing the idea of an actual relationship.

I've been playing it cool so far, but is there a more effecient way to deal with this situation? Her fury is increasing by the day.

Also, I'm going out on the pull tonight. I've been picking up tips from RSD and certain boards and my first step is essentially to act confident, assertive and what not. I am naturally funny in certain situations but I feel like this has a danger of me turning into someone who wants to entertain rather than get laid so is there a way to make my motives crystal clear?

Any advice would be bitchin', the advice on this board has made me feel like I'm growing a pair of hefty testicles again so thanks in advance.