"In addition to consenting up front, the bill requires affirmative consent to be 'ongoing throughout the sexual activity,' meaning that sexual partners must agree to each step of a sexual encounter as it progresses and consent can be revoked at any time."

badpig · 2014-09-14T09:01:28+00:00

So do you have to get consent for each thrust individually or can you get blocks of consent for say 25 thrusts? Should I have my lawyer present when I'm sagging just to be safe?

Locastor · 2014-09-14T08:35:17+00:00

Goodness how very arousing that must be for a girl!

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DoctorWelch · 2014-09-14T17:43:15+00:00

Don't fuck women in California, end of story.

Rougepellet · 2014-09-15T06:33:23+00:00

Women are very contradictory. This shit is a turn off for them yet they demand and push for it. Feminism is one big shit test that we are constantly failing.

TheRealMewt · 2014-09-14T16:48:01+00:00

You know who sounds exactly like the kind of person who would adhere to the itemized checklist to having sex that this legislation proposes? A nice guy. And we all know how successful their sex lives are, don't we.

slut-factory · 2014-09-15T02:50:41+00:00

well this is the future https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jae38H1_j-E#t=55

codemoney · 2014-09-15T17:59:35+00:00

I'm sure there is an app for that:

The iConsent. Every 20 seconds, the iConsent will sound a piercing whistle and display the next question. Only after answering YES and entering your password will the 'benefits' continue.

Must be the most romantic app ever invented!

oldredder · 2014-09-17T08:15:08+00:00

With the turn of every page of this bill another vagina snaps shut.

Do you hear that, Mister Anderson? That is the sound of Inevitability. That is the sound of vagina snapping shut in sheer disgust

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