I'm sure many of you have heard these lines: "You don't ask fish for the best methods to catch fish, you ask the experienced fisherman", and "The 10% best fishermen catch 90% of the fish".

Picking up women is like fishing, except the fish actually want to be caught by the very best fishermen, so if the mediocre fisherman asks the fish for advice, they will purposefully give bad advice because by asking, he has proved that he's not one of the best.