My best guess is that you're so insecure (due to being fat, ugly, stupid, or having a tiny cock) that the only way you can feel good is to pretend you aren't repulsive to women, and instead are capable of not only getting a wife, but also manipulating her into being jealous.

I mean, the subreddit name works. "Ask Men Role-Playing".

I'm fully expecting to get banned as I imagine it's a big no-no to come in here and call you out for what you are. I'm looking forward to it, in fact. But hopefully this will be up long enough to hopefully snap a few of you out of this fantasy you've created and realise what a piece of shit you are, and maybe make you try to be better people.