I never get tired of seeing the look on a bitch’s face when we go out to eat and I tell the waiter “separate bills please!” The look reads “he thinks I’m worthless! :(”

It’s even better when I just finished banging her like a whore earlier in the day but oddly even more satisfying when I bang them at the end of the date after not paying for her.

Best part is they keep coming back and we mostly do house dates and I get them to bring wine or food.