I got a bruised eye and nose, what do I tell people when they ask about it

northernCAgrown · 2019-06-16T20:58:54+00:00

"You should see her..."

mickJagermeisterr · 2019-06-16T20:26:37+00:00

Doesn't really matter, say you got it in a fight and that the other guy looks worse.

LunarTears0 · 2019-06-16T21:10:52+00:00

Where did you get it?

Coolguy1699 · 2019-06-17T00:01:31+00:00

I always tell people that I saved a baby from a shark or something silly. But I exaggerate sooo much and make it fun while I look completely serious. Thet usually laugh it off. If they are persistent then say you saved a bunch of people from a bank heist. Or say you had sex with two girls and their boyfriends came in and became jealous when they realized you had a bigger penis. Make it cocky and funny. Then again girls love mysterious guys. Don't be a baby and say that it hurt a lot bla bla bla. Be mysterious, play it cool say that it didn't hurt at all.

That_Deaf_Guy · 2019-06-16T21:20:10+00:00

Bar fight, or alligator wrestling. Who cares?

I was honest with my manager and colleagues when I got in a fight. I got shit tests for a while; A&A and now nobody brings it up. It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal.

Eminencemiddle · 2019-06-17T08:03:32+00:00

"It involved a woman's honor-she wanted to keep it."

whitiker53 · 2019-06-16T22:24:46+00:00

May I ask how it happened?

JedemDaSeine · 2019-06-17T02:37:17+00:00

I got jumped by a guy and his four buddies.

red_philosopher · 2019-06-16T20:31:49+00:00

Tell them a story about how you were in the Cambodian jungle, and a ferocious man-eating Cambodian velociraptor came out of the thick foliage, ready to feast upon your crunchy bones. And how you defeated it in single hand-to-fang combat.

Title	I got a bruised eye and nose, what do I tell people when they ask about it
Author	trp28287
Upvotes	1
Comments	12
Date	June 16, 2019 8:24 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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