You're laying in bed with a girl...how do you f-close? What do you do if she doesn't smell that fresh 'down there' because she hasn't showered in a few hours?

vandaalen · 2019-06-19T06:45:22+00:00

My schlong is not my nose

CharlesChadworth · 2019-06-19T08:06:37+00:00

Never go down on a girl unless she is a LTR.

Most plates would have fuckd another guy before seeing you. Do you really want Chad's sauce after taste?

Lifeblows9691 · 2019-06-19T12:18:55+00:00

Just muscle past the gag reflex and your dating world expands exponentially....

MCFiletMignon · 2019-06-19T14:15:17+00:00

Nobody is voluntarily going to be in your bed if they don't wanna fuck you bro.

[deleted] · 2019-06-19T05:32:32+00:00

" go get in the shower, im gonna do look at pictures of perfectly built porches on my pinterest for 10mins and then we're having sex"

really doesn't matter what you say. just be righteous about it. you don't care if she says yes or no or gets angry you are just asking you question doing your thing and living your life. and your gonna keep on living whether she fucks you or not. she can't either be apart of it or make like a tree and leave.

Title	You're laying in bed with a girl...how do you f-close? What do you do if she doesn't smell that fresh 'down there' because she hasn't showered in a few hours?
Author	solobrown97
Upvotes	2
Comments	6
Date	June 19, 2019 5:26 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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