I was driving two women home from the bar last night.
lloopy: How was $favoritebar?
Woman Like That: It was great, up until that creepy guy danced with me at the end.
lloopy: Really? He was creepy?
WLT: Yeah, he was dancing up on me, and touching me very inappropriately!
lloopy: If he was really hot, would it have been inappropriate touching?
Both WLT, together: NO!