Found this funny little short by O. Henry. I believe O. Henry pinpointed really well women logic and reasoning. I also hope no one will have a brilliant idea of applying methods from this story to real life.

Harlem.
Mrs. Fink had dropped into Mrs. Cassidy's flat one flight below.
"Ain't it a beaut?" said Mrs. Cassidy.
She turned her face proudly for her friend Mrs. Fink to see. One eye was nearly closed, with a great, greenish-purple bruise around it. Her lip was cut and bleeding a little and there were red finger-marks on each side of her neck.
"My husband wouldn't ever think of doing that to me," said Mrs. Fink, concealing her envy. rest of the story