Far too often I see these 13ish year old girls walking around town (such as today) with their god damn iphone in one hand and a shopping bag in the other, gossiping with their friend about some random shit.

Usually this alone is enough to annoy me, but today I was unfortunate enough to have two of the little bitches walking behind me. Like I said, they must have been around the 13 mark, perhaps 14 at the very maximum. This is what I hear:

'oh my god so did you like.. kiss Josh last night?'
'Yeah we did!'
'Hahaha omg was it like, passionate?'
'yeah!! we were both really drunk though!!'
'hahahaha omg omg i can't believe it'

This shit just infuriates me. Back when I was 13 girls (I am now 26) did not walk around town clothes shopping at expensive stores, with a fucking smart phone in one hand, chatting to their friends like they are a Victoria Secret model. Not to mention the actual clothes and makeup they wear.

And lol at a 'passionate' kiss, those little kids probably smacked their little mouths together like a couple of fishes.

Please don't tell me I'm alone on this one. These girls are going to grow up to be even worse than they already are: shallow, obnoxious and obtuse airheads.