Hey there. Just want to give a shout out to all the 30+ East Coast Ashkenazi Jewish sloots and yentas. I have run through so many of you on Tinder and Bumble during my time there and got 2 LTRs out of it. Your insane neuroticism, bpd, unresolved daddy issues and open sexuality helped me over my incel phase and made me feel a lot better about myself. Being around fat, trashy midwestern white beckys with their stretch pants makes me miss the East Coast. I’d give you broads gold stars if I didn’t like money more.

Here's hoping I can get a date with the greatest of all the yentas, Laura Loomer.