u/arm_candy seems to think I'm a retard for saying for the guy that had his wife sleep with another fat man, that he should call and tell his wife.

The reason was that he isn't at war with his wife, and my analogy involved war. When I'm wronged, I am not just going to turn my anger into a workout routine without going on the offence first (where I can).

If you think that you're not at war with life, then you guys are grossly mistaken. Why is this wrong or "retarded"?