Woke -

Man of the People:

I am well rounded and a man of the people. I slay puss and drink kombucha. I am not high brow and only post in male fashion advice because I try and make "trends" happen and call ugly clothing "retro" because I am some pretentious fashion weekly magazine reading snob. I am just telling regular Joe's that some clothes are a borderline joke and should have been worn on April 1st. They will not slay puss or beat them cheeks, if they put on any of these articles of clothing.

Change a Tire

I just want to see somebody wearing this bullshit changing a tire on the side of the road.

Speaking as an Executive

Speaking as an executive, with hiring and firing as part of my responsibilities, I would hire none of these applicants. None of these outfits merit a 2nd glance. Also, not a single outfit in this thread exudes professionalism. No call-backs here.

Owning a pair of leather assless chaps changes the game. Purchased my first leather assless chaps today at @allsaintslive downtown. The clerk told me, "Owning leather assless chaps changes you." I thought to myself “What a simp.” I love how quality leather assless chaps are timeless pieces that will never go out of style. The leather assless chap is as fashionable now as it was in 1650’s. Who knows what I'll do with this thing on, maybe smoke a cigarette, get in a bar fight, or hop on a bullet bike. The possibilities are endless. One step at a time though...

Almost as if you were butthurt....

Thank you for your input.

On another note, I couldn’t help but notice the majority of lack luster posts on here. Many of you put an incredible amount of personal investment in disputed arguments. Almost as if you were all butthurt due to your own incapability to procure such such assless chaps.

I am currently driving from Tuscany, where I was measured for my fifth bespoke assless chaps (Drake the all time pussy slayer referenced this in his song “Tuscan Leather”). Believe me or not, it seems as if most of you find it difficult to believe, due to your own financial limitations.

Have a good day, with what you can.

Billionaire Class and their Assless chaps

The people here are tired of the millionaire and billionaire class and their sick assless chaps. We don't dress like the children of Wall Street bankers. The average shirt costs $27. Let me say this--let me say something they may not be good fashion. The subscribers here are sick and tired of looking at your damn disgruntled posts disregarding the power of leather assless chaps.

For many, the American dream of dressing nicely has been a nightmare. The cost of college education today is so high that many young people are giving up their dream of wearing sick assless chaps, while many others are graduating deeply in debt just to have a pair of leather assless chaps. You've got the top 400 Americans owning more shoes than the bottom 150 million Americans. Most folks do not think that is right.

What you wear projects an image of yourself to other people. Do I consider myself part of the casino capitalist culture by which so few have so many sick assless chaps and so many have so little? No, I don't. I believe in a society where all people wear assless chaps. Not just a handful of trillionaire kids.

Low-income people, racial or ethnic minorities, seniors, people with special needs, people in rural areas - they all have a much harder time accessing a sick pair of assless chaps than other groups of Americans. Every working family in America knows how hard it is today to find affordable assless chaps or early childhood training on putting together sick fits with assless leather chaps. Fashion is dominated by Big Money. While posters on /fa/ and shoppers in the "Grailed" section of Grailed have the backing of cultural icons like ASAP Rocky and designers like Raf Simmons--a major name in fashion-- the common man understands that the position from which they act smug is extremely vulnerable. $69 assless chaps could look less great than $800 assless chaps, but if the person mocks the less fortunate, they will always have less taste, no matter what they're wearing.