30 yo male here . This post might come off as a vent or a humble brag but i'm very confused about why I keep getting away with things in my social circle that quite frankly no one should be able to get away with.

When I get really drunk I tend to do a lot of stupid shit (sure i'm the only one lol). There have been a couple times where i've done some shit that was very cringe worthy, and I was positive I would be ostracized for. For example, about a year ago, I got really drunk at a house party got practically naked in a hot tub and kept rubbing girls legs and being generally creepy. Another time I was at another house party, with my wife on Halloween and ended up slapping some girls ass while my wqife was basically right next to me. At a new years party this year I apparently slapped my best friends fiancees ass while super drunk.

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After every one of these occassions there were no repurcussions. My friends still chilled with me and acted like everything I did was hilarious. The girls thought it was hilarious and are still super friendly to me. Its like the fucking twilight zone, i'm shocked I haven't been isolated or beaten up by now.

I'm a decent looking guy- probably an 8-8.5/10 , been working out for over a decade, and am super friendly and can get along with almost anyone.

Any idea why i'm not getting shit for being a fucking moron when I drink ?