So being as depressed as I usually am, I decided to go to the local mall for new clothes cuz mine are just falling apart right on me. And you know there is various types of shops such as H&M for low-life(where I usually get all my stuff beside Walmart) and some more luxorious stores(usually never go inside them, just pass thru), so those luxirous stores are filled with young pretty fresh girls, but tho I had no maney(as usual), I saw one of those girls thru the glass wall, and invisible power magnetized me, she was you know, as you would imagine a dream girl might looks like and by that I mean no boobjob or something like that there was some beauty in her ordinariness.

I entered. She said some «Welcome Line» to me, I was like «Ughu»(pretending that I am their usual customer and shit), It would be as awkward as my whole life to just give her plain stare that is why I started to looking at the clothes(Jeans for 350$ and shite, no thanks!), the fact that there was no one except me and her in the store at the time made her following me(I think my overall appearance that kinda say «this poor bastard is about to steal something!» played for that too).

I walked pass rows with clothes until I stopped next to some coat stand and I asked her about it, so she can speak and I can look at her without any suspicious, overall it is customer talking to consultant about piece of products and she is being paid anyway, why would not benefit from it? When she stop talking I asked another question so she talk and talk and talk endlessly and I can STARE right at her face, nodding and pretending to be interested, I was experienced enough about keeping girl talking. At some point there is nothing more to ask about that coat, so I was about to fuck off, BUT SHE proposed to try it ON… I agreed because it would support the whole narrative about interested customer(not the filthy pig wasting time).

After she came back from the warehouse with the my size coat(and I followed her gorgeous behind with my one eye). I started to trying it on, but It was kinda unusual piece of clothes for me(my go-on is t-shirt or hoody) she notice that I struggle with it and SHE GAVE ME A HAND(not the way I would prefer but still), then it was on me, but not the right way I guess, so I asked her to fix the collar and there was it, she come as close as possible like the kiss distance close(Her breathing is noticeable even thru facemask), and she was fixig my fucking collar with her hands, while I standing with me arms straight(like the mannequin) and enoying every bit of this moment, she was comforning me, it was soo warm and flattering that she is doing it for me, to please me, I mean yeah, to please herself with another sale, but still!...

Long story short, coat fit me well, I am looking at myself in a mirror(with her standing next to me in a reflection) and thinking about how zero fuckes I give about that coat and what a beautiful couple that would be! Then I politely decline the offer referring to the wrong color and that shite, she says that there is another one with the right color in a warehouse and she would bring it on, but I refused again and escaped!