I went to one recently. It was kind of awful. You’d think it would be great, but I felt like I did when I was a kid and I learned what a nude beach is.

Both sex parties and nude beaches are not full of the types you usually see naked in magazines.

They’re more the type of people who you wouldn’t have any sexual thoughts about, trying to express their sexuality.

The worse thing though, was the gender dynamics seemed all screwy. There was a lot of talk of consent, and the women were writing the rules and drawing the lines.

So every dude there was a nice guy, full of respect, hoping for some sex in return for being a good boy. No woman gets wet over good boys, unless the guy is hot to begin with.

So there was no push-pull, no shifting dynamics. It felt very blue pill to me and very non-sexual.