Make me smile cause I'm important!

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-24T23:03:21+00:00

Eh, this is one is normal. Divorced with 3 kids and sharing custody. Not really any bullshit in the post.

vampyreking666 · 2019-12-24T23:30:57+00:00

Four pounds of makeup makes the hag look presentable

SirKolbath · 2019-12-25T00:23:32+00:00

"Looking to get out and have fun".

But "No hookups".

Uh huh. Sure.

z31fanatic · 2019-12-25T00:51:36+00:00

Can't post pictures without clown paint on their faces. They can't help it.

Bfsh44rp · 2019-12-24T23:28:55+00:00

"New to this dating stuff again"

new to something again huh?

R41nmaker · 2019-12-25T01:03:55+00:00

Heavy on the make up, takes a selfie at a higher angle (means she’s got more than “a few extra pounds”), and describes who she is but without indicating what she offers in return if you decide to man up and play Captain Save-A-Hoe.

Certainly not the worst profile I’ve seen (the really bad ones try to guilt shame you) but this is a pretty standard, cookie cutter example of what to look out for so you can avoid years of frustration and end up with a dead bedroom situation.

scrungusrungus · 2019-12-25T01:28:04+00:00

Wow, potato farmer? WHAT A DEAL

kevin32 · 2019-12-25T01:47:22+00:00

You're welcome to repost u/TwilightSea, but her name and "Pinellas" must be fully censored so as to be unreadable (rule 6). This is to minimize anyone calling at her job. Thanks.

Octavius-Augustus · 2019-12-25T04:08:16+00:00

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SeekingLevelFive · 2019-12-24T22:55:55+00:00

39?!?!?!?! YIKES!

Title	Make me smile cause I'm important!
Author	TwilightSea
Upvotes	9
Comments	26
Date	December 24, 2019 6:53 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ef5fcm/make_me_smile_cause_im_important/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/make-me-smile-cause-im-important.342805 https://theredarchive.com/post/342805

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