[37F]"I'm a Bi country girl who needs a grown man or woman not a boy."

meerita · 2019-09-27T14:58:08+00:00

Few extra pounds = all the pounds

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-09-27T15:12:02+00:00

Wow... she is REALLY adamant about not wanted to have sex: it's in literally every sentence (although in her defense she seems unusually fond of writing run-on sentences).

So let's recap, shall we? She's a post-wall, morbidly-obese, snaggle-toothed, chain-smoking, currently-married wise-ass with multiple trashy tattoos and one or more "Redneck Chad" spawn. Also, despite the fact that she's a 37-year-old cleaning lady with no college she considers herself to be "Very Ambitious."

She offers nothing but problems.

Sal_Yodada6502 · 2019-09-27T15:23:27+00:00

Clarification: Was she referring to polar or sexual????

Hadzabadza · 2019-09-27T16:07:26+00:00

Gosh, another barely educated fat woman - is there a factory producing them somewhere?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-27T18:17:32+00:00

I'm a country boy.....and I want a real "southern belle"..... Not a fat, tatted up single mom that has a shitty dental plan". Next.....

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-27T19:17:06+00:00

"Housekeeper" & "very ambitious" - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL breathes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Do women even know what any words mean? Or just use words that give them happy feelings? (This was rhetorical, and I'm sure you all know the answer)

"Separated" - finalize your divorce, you fucking hobag.

rambling bullshit - honestly, I wouldn't have even bothered to look beyond your hideous photo back when I was on the market. I tried to read your inane blatherings to make fun of it, but goddamn, I could feel my IQ draining. Learn how to form a complete sentence (no run-ons!), and learn how to write coherently. You're too ugly to be this stupid.

SimpyMcSimpface · 2019-09-27T23:25:28+00:00

"please don't text me wanting naked pics"

No problem on that request ma'am, happy to oblige.

freehotdawgs · 2019-09-27T19:44:21+00:00

ugh, who is actually trying to bang these disgusting women? Get some self-respect for the sake of all of us.

krusty_fat · 2019-09-27T16:04:37+00:00

She looks like 2 different persons.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-09-27T18:22:51+00:00

Is it just my fanciful imagination, or is that a drunken, third-grade tattooist's rendition of the Playboy bunny on her cleavage? The fact it was done with a homemade gun makes it even more appealing!

CommentingOnVoat · 2019-09-27T15:14:23+00:00

Can't find a good man, ladies? Have something familiar here. My fellow men will hard pass this grotesque monster.

Thetrvler · 2019-09-27T16:20:31+00:00

A woman’s existence after 30 is hilarious unless she’s married and raising children.

RRFdev · 2019-09-28T04:13:55+00:00

She forgot to use Instagram dog filter.

CleofisRandal · 2019-09-27T15:09:42+00:00

And a few fillings as well.

plamplamthrow0321 · 2019-09-27T16:22:01+00:00

Country girls are just city hoes that started shopping at cabelas

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-27T17:01:20+00:00

Ready for the money shot...

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T17:02:50+00:00

"Boys are stupid throw rocks at them"

ugluk1 · 2019-09-27T18:11:30+00:00

Missing tooth, Tyrone was ramming it in too hard.

Bfsh44rp · 2019-09-27T19:07:39+00:00

Why do these women keep thinking painting dumpster graffiti on themselves thinks it will increase their SMV?

5th pic

mblazin1532 · 2019-09-27T19:38:55+00:00

But guys she wants a "REAL MAN!"

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-09-27T19:57:47+00:00

Never go full retard.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-09-28T01:12:41+00:00

Dear BCG,

I am not interested in your tongue, nor your childrens. Pass.

[deleted] · 2019-09-28T06:20:13+00:00

She/he whatever this thing is, is the purest form of a tranny I have seen till date.

Pilotman49 · 2019-09-28T06:41:30+00:00

Why do they always include photos with their tongues hanging out like it's come unhinged?

cenaluc · 2019-09-28T07:07:44+00:00

Do real country boys date Bisexual fat girls with bastard children now?

Better to live in the city then....

[deleted] · 2019-11-15T14:11:53+00:00

High School + Housekeeper = Very Ambitious

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Title	[37F]"I'm a Bi country girl who needs a grown man or woman not a boy."
Author	isomortal
Upvotes	78
Comments	42
Date	September 27, 2019 2:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/da1ky6/37fim_a_bi_country_girl_who_needs_a_grown_man_or/
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