Are you 6'0? Under 47, but over 36? Are you good looking and like single mothers? Well gentlemen, get in line!

KoloGupta · 2018-11-10T18:50:37+00:00

Okay, let's take a crack at this.

46 year old health care aide. Nursing is a hobby. She dreams of going to school one day to become a nurse. HCAs make barely above minimum wage. The work is dirty and extremely laborious.

Doesn't own a car. There's a lifetime of debt and mismanagement awaiting a lucky sucker or five.

Terrible grammar, in line with her likely incomplete high school education.

Has children. Coupled with her age, her value has long collapsed. She's lucky if she can get a few men to throw a couple in. She's mistaking pump and dump attempts as her value being high.

Can I ask that you are 5'11" and under 47 sorry that's just what I want.

High value men all want a used up piece of trash.

ALSO PLEASE BE REALISTIC ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE BEFORE YOU CONTACT ME. I AM A REAL PERSON SO I HAVE EXPECTATIONS LOOKS WISE THANKS...SORRY I HAVE TO BE HARSH BUT THERE ARE SO MANY N*BS ON HERE...

Her only close up picture has her face baked with makeup and filtered. All other pics are from a distance, in which she's very carefully angled. She's not flashing much skin, so the birthday view is likely traumatic on the eyes.

I'm non judgemental.

I just know what I want, and that most of you men are morons. Men under 5'11" are not Real Men.

I don't eat meat only fish.

Have your wallet out and ready. You need to treat me to the best, like I deserve.

She's an embarrassment to the concept of being worthless.

SirKolbath · 2018-11-10T18:46:04+00:00

Nina Hartley has sort of let herself go.

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-11-10T18:35:39+00:00

Deceptive and yet interesting profile.

Not here for a relationship or any kind of commitment

Ok, so she is looking for a fuck-around-town kind of guy.

I AM REAL PERSON, SO I HAVE EXPECTATIONS LOOKS WISE

So far, makes sense.

but can I ask that your over 5'11 and under 47 sorry that's just what I want

Yep, no problem. You want to get fucked by Chad Thunderdong in his prime. Do it up slut!

if you have no intention of making an effor in conversation or dating ......then don't bother sending me a message please

Ok, well, she is a picky cock eater. Who am I to judge.

honest guys if your after dirty talk...it's not happening

Hmm, and an annoying, insufferable cock eater. Well, I guess she can demand only the best cock, after all it's her pussy, and she can sell it for whatever price she wants.

The majority of people on this site I have spoken to have mental health issues

If at first you don't succeed...

but so sorry I'm not interested in dating you

Don't you mean fucking?

and i'm speaking from experience of meeting these people not my own!

You've made some bad choices of men in the past. But, you have a wet hole while you are still pre-menopausal, so not sure it matters really.

I'm not that interested in pubs and drink.... Love travelling. I also love culture and regulary visit museums

Wait, what does this have to do with me sticking it in your soon to be dried up, stretched out hole?

I may sound serious in the above text but honest I love a laugh......just can't handle tossers! lol

I am non judgemental and easy going like a laugh, despite the serious text above.

You do sound serious. In fact, you are starting to sound like you want a man, like as a companion, and not to fuck around. What just happened???

I like a good natter, banter, chat and conversation. :)

Wait, this profile took a turn. You came out the gate wanting Chad for fun, but you are ending this with a bunch of demands for a relationship.

Music wise oh my taste is ...

I'm not supposed to care about this, bitch.

Good Luck x

With what exactly? What should I be going after here?

Ok, lets break this down. She is clearly attempting to get around the app filters by stating she isn't looking for a relationship. She is attempting to rationalize that she is looking for a hot, young stud, while simultaneously creating a list of demands that he must do for her in a way that only a committed man would. She wants the best man, in her blown-out-by-children, decrepit state, but knows she can't just put a picture up and lolly doll herself into his 6+, square jaw stature. Her attitude is acceptable for a woman that wants to get some girthy D at the nights closing chimes, but utterly stinks for anyone (including a younger woman without kids) that is looking for an actual relationship. She admits to having dating men with mental problems in the past, so my assumption would be that she has mental issues as well. Only this time, she is more picky, because he can't make those mistakes again, but failed to compromise on literately anything else.

Her conversation starters are the ways you can spend money on her, woo her, court her, take her out and develop a relationship with you. Only problem is, guys that have all the positive traits she is looking for with none of the negative traits she had to deal with in the past are not looking to be her friend and lover. They will entertain this bitch for about 10 minutes with her superficial tastes, likes, and dislikes, and then immediately ghost her if she isn't talking cock in her holes in < 5 hours time. That is why she mentions all the messages she is receiving and how they aren't good enough. Nobody is putting the effort to court her because they expected to fuck her and move on. Stupid hag, get dicked or go home crying already.

German992 · 2018-11-10T19:22:10+00:00

The saddlebags on my Harley have fresher looking skin. 🤦🏼‍♂️

PM_ME_YOUR_RC51 · 2018-11-10T19:01:08+00:00

Society keeps telling these women they "can have it all!" And they actually believe it. This is what happens with lack of self awareness. She'll die alone and wonder why.

thxnwy · 2018-11-10T20:50:02+00:00

Damn, I almost qualify. Almost... If only that single mother part weren't there. I tend not to support the biggest reason for the decline of our civilization.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-11-10T20:08:52+00:00

Hahaha the 46 year old single mom has "expectations". The only expectation you have right now is dying with cats

Bleu_Cheese_Pursuits · 2018-11-10T21:35:30+00:00

wtf she is literally a babushka

TitySuker · 2018-11-10T23:45:58+00:00

"Good luck"

😂

TheYekke · 2018-11-11T04:42:12+00:00

LOL looks like the red pill women brigade is out to downvote the comments, poor souls.. if only they stopped associating every woman as part of a hive and learned to throw the bad ones under the bus... but I can dream.

Yeah this Carol hits close to home, they seem to be in plentiful supply and I’m having to duck out of their clumsy approach attempts a lot these days. When they hit menopause like this Carol they get horny. Friends have warned me that this Carol type blows up their phone after the pump, making the dump part a lot harder. 46 is still not bad age wise if they have those Scots-Irish genes, and (gut wrenchingly) you sometimes find women getting into the dating market for the first time at that age after spending a lifetime taking care of elderly parents while single...I politely pass on those but warn them firmly the next man will not care.

Back to the Carol at hand, she seems to want an assortative mate (same age), but her pics never show her teeth while smiling and at her age that is an instant swipe left (you can apply make up to hide blemishes or scarred skin, but teeth show what kind of life you’re living including smoking habits).

And her other demands seems to indicate she’s used to being pumped and dumped after her divorce, so double swipe left.

omegajelly200 · 2018-11-11T05:37:16+00:00

Badmouthing a guy in the first sentence. Fuck off. Swiped.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-11-11T10:17:16+00:00

but can I ask that your over 5'11

That's a sneaky way of saying "Must be 6'0" or more", also it's you're not your.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-11-10T19:54:03+00:00

Just plain no.

Feldmarshal · 2018-11-10T18:54:19+00:00

TIL fish is a vegetable.

kyledontcare · 2018-11-11T00:18:20+00:00

Only a high school diploma but wants me to be ambitious for her and her kids while they ride my coat tails. Sorry, it's not happening.

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-11-11T01:56:16+00:00

Looool...

Do you drink? Prefer not to say.
Da you have a car? Prefer not to say.
Do you want children? Prefer not to say.

So she is an alcoholic that don't has a car, since she crashed her last one; can't afford a new one and has lost her drivers license anyway and her ovaries are too dried up to get pregnant again?

Cristoff13 · 2018-11-11T01:42:30+00:00

Most men would ideally like a woman about age 20. Most women would ideally like a man about age 30. Thus when a woman reaches 30 she stops preferring older men and starts preferring men around her own age. Or, if she has a high opinion of herself like this lady, she blatantly pursues younger men.

Atrand · 2018-11-11T17:12:16+00:00

i are real person! beep beep boop beep! i are NOT NPC like woman #4847337 you have met before is! beep beep boop boop! i are real and HAVE FEELINGS! I are bringing many things such as sympathy, empathy, trustworthiness and other great attributes to the table...beep beep beep...I are NOT an NPC repeating the same lines as other women NPCS do in society...beep beep beep I am NOT in it for the money! you can trust me ANY DAY. boop boop. I am NOT like the others!! beep beep!

Atrand · 2018-11-11T17:13:34+00:00

oh look another blonde bimbo xD

BiggusDickus- · 2018-11-12T19:12:50+00:00

She is right at the point where she could probably land a 65-75 year old man with a solid pension, as long as she promises not to want marriage until her kids are 18, and she gets nothing in his will.

coagulated_cumquats · 2018-11-14T14:40:51+00:00

I am Seeking a ~~Man~~ Miracle

FTFY

Title	Are you 6'0? Under 47, but over 36? Are you good looking and like single mothers? Well gentlemen, get in line!
Author	EnglishBob71
Upvotes	116
Comments	43
Date	November 10, 2018 6:12 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9vwgrl/are_you_60_under_47_but_over_36_are_you_good/
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