I don’t think I’m ugly or anything, and I’m nice and fun! I just just suck at describing myself... or maybe I’m just not the type of woman that any man is looking for.

somuchluv2give · 2018-06-10T11:24:47+00:00

she must be absolutely hideous and/or morbidly obese

[deleted] · 2018-06-10T15:48:17+00:00

She's thirty-one and has never been asked out on a date?

She's either hideous, and I mean genuinely hideous, or she never leaves her parents basement and has ricketts or something.

Christ, I'm a guy who's a five or maybe six at best and even I've been asked out a couple of times!

where_muh_good_mens · 2018-06-10T11:55:25+00:00

but in my case I was lucky to get one message every 2-3 weeks.

If she were an average looking guy, he would maybe a single message from a post wall divorced Carol in a year. If that guy had no photos up on their profile, he would get 0 messages, ever.

And no one has ever asked me out in my entire life.

She just has to be horrendous and vapid/bitchy. Something is terribly wrong.

I don’t think I’m ugly or anything, and I’m nice and fun!

Absolutely hit with the ugly stick. "nice and fun", yah ok, meaning, "accept me for my shallow personality and promises of being kind"

I just just suck at describing myself...

Probably puts, "i like music and books and tv shows, no hookups pervs"

or maybe I’m just not the type of woman that any man is looking for.

Have Vagina: Check

Have Tits: Bonus

Ugly: Subtract Bonus

Bitchy/Vapid: Subtract Vagina

What are you left with? Shallow hole who will score your sperge gravy to lock you into the long haul.

The few guys friends I’ve had over the years have either been gay or in committed relationships.

Her orbiters don't want to commit or she has none and would be seen as an utter failure of a woman in the modern age of expendable stellar masses.

and I would love to at least experience something in the realm of romance before I die

"I'm fat and have no libido, but I would still like to say that I could get more than sex with a guy."

Online dating advice, meeting new people advice, self improvement advice... would love some input.

She needs a shrink to tell her to loose the pounds?

wathon2 · 2018-06-10T22:52:51+00:00

The one time where a picture would have absolutely help.

If this girl is not ugly and can't find a thirsty simp to ask her out, well something is seriously wrong or ho be lying.

I know post wall obese single moms with multiple kids from different men that still get dates and dicks. I know a homely girl, flat as a board, live with her parent, rarely leave the house, and she still managed to get a bf.

BluepillProfessor · 2018-06-10T16:46:16+00:00

I am not sure this person is as hideous on the outside as you all seem to think. This might be the first vestiges of mgtow reaching down like the vengeful hand of the cat god to bat away the cc riding kitties.

Meow!

mathematicmonkey · 2018-06-10T13:33:31+00:00

Hambeast

[deleted] · 2018-06-11T00:49:07+00:00

Other men are the problem for making a fetish out of a health concern

[deleted] · 2018-06-12T10:35:37+00:00

If it's true I feel for her I'm in a very similar boat 30 and never dated.

But at least I know it's because I don't look good enough for the modern woman (and also not good enough to offset social anxiety).

She must have something really wrong with her (or she's omitting something) for her to be 31, wanting and dateless.

Funcuz · 2018-06-10T16:43:07+00:00

Tough to say right up until the very last line that I read. Something about her being in a small town. That complicates pretty much everything.

Honestly, I don't feel that this fits here. She's not showing any obvious cognitive dissonance here and she's not making any unreasonable demands.

SoulLess-1 · 2018-06-13T21:43:12+00:00

I’ve asked out a few guys but got turned down for various reasons. And no one has ever asked me out in my entire life.

Imagine the horror of having to live like a guy.

SoulLess-1 · 2018-06-13T21:47:54+00:00

I’ve asked out a few guys but got turned down for various reasons. And no one has ever asked me out in my entire life.

Imagine the horror of having to live like a guy.

Edit: Further, imagine the horror of having accidentaly double posted.

TANQspray · 2018-06-10T11:46:54+00:00

Either really ugly or really hot.

I don’t think I’m ugly or anything, and I’m nice and fun! I just just suck at describing myself... or maybe I’m just not the type of woman that any man is looking for.

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