Complex Math Equation: She's 32, and she has been alone for 9 years. Yet somehow she calculated 25 flings where she ultimately got rejected and ended up with nothing. How much of a whore is she?

jimba22 · 2018-05-29T08:21:22+00:00

Dare I suggest that maybe your flings don’t go any further because you are self-absorbed and needy to a fault and that can be quite boring? Is that why invitations are drying up, too?

Damn, Bel bringing the fire, she's 100% right though

It’s time to ditch the romantic dreams and face up to real life. Your relentless negativity is exhausting to read, so what effect might it have on a potential partner?

This is the problem with most women nowadays though, because they feel like they deserve the classic RomCom storylines, instead of being realistic and practical in dating.

Good luck to this lady getting her shit together, which I doubt will happen

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-05-29T11:59:35+00:00

She counted 25 flings where she was rejected. Over 9 years figure about 10X that for flings where she rejected the guy. And, she's going to be alone for the rest of her life.

Guys want very little in a partner.. Be pleasant, smell nice, have hobbies, and be enthusiastic. Attraction for guys is on a sliding scale, so the flaws that make you hate yourself we probably won't even notice. Maybe apply that same logic to guys you're interested in.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2018-05-29T11:59:26+00:00

My friends say that I’m attractive, great company and funny. I’m not sure if they’re just being kind...

Probably. This comment explains a lot. The worst sort of person to deal with is a sensitive, angry, defensive person who would just lash out at a friend who dared attempt to be honest.

This also goes for ‘trying new hobbies’ and ‘getting out there’. Everything costs money.

Yes. Yes it does cost money to live a full life cupcake. Being a free-spirited woman is awesome. Half the deal is that you have lots of sex and fun in your youth. The other half is, you have to pay the price in the long run. Look up "delayed gratification". Investing in yourself is how this all works, so it is tough to hear you complain about the price tag after you got all the benefits.

I’m also left off many invitation lists for dinner parties and group holidays because I don’t have a partner or family.

Why would happy couples invite someone like you to anything? Go ahead, give us one reason.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-05-29T14:17:11+00:00

She never says what she has to offer beyond bland platitudes of "my friends tell me I'm attractive, great company, and funny!" where you can read between the lines and she that anyone who would be honest with her would be cut out of her life in short order. She complains that hobbies are "too expensive" as if she is dirt poor, she doesn't have kids, so she is either stuck in some dead-end McJob and/or she must be up to her eyeballs in credit card debt, likely from her only true "hobby" which is shopping. Quality men can she that this woman is a trainwreck who is good for nothing but a pump and dump and she isn't yet willing to settle for betabux. Either she will settle or she will die alone.

enjoy_life88 · 2018-05-29T08:25:38+00:00

Yup, definitely a strong cat lady candidate.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-05-29T13:33:50+00:00

Time to start saving up cat food coupons!

KingRobotPrince · 2018-05-29T23:09:38+00:00

I’m also left off many invitation lists for dinner parties and group holidays because I don’t have a partner or family

Is that what people do? That seems like really shitty behaviour. Is it hard to have a dinner party with only one person who isn't in a couple?

hodltaco · 2018-05-30T12:44:54+00:00

While she is at the same level of whore that they all are I’ll answer specifically how many penises she touched since the age of 23.

Using “Girl Math” where X represents 25 for number of flings we have all we need to accurately answer the number of penises touched in this time frame:

X (penises touched) = y (guys cared about) + z (guys she didn’t intend to get together with) + M (guys she met at weddings) + R (guys she was set up with) + B (penises touched while drunk) + V (everything that happened on girls weekends) + C (guys that turned out to be jerks)

So where X= (guys admitted to sleeping with) X (25) the answer is 839 different dicks touched.

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