Wheel falls off the cock carousel, but she still things it works just fine. Will crash into the wall soon and find out that no sane man wants to get with her. Give her a few years and she'll be wondering where all the good men dissapeared to... I'm also wondering.... 🤔🤣

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-29T04:20:31+00:00

For all you young guys out there that don’t have much experience with women yet, let me give you a quick “what to watch out for”. This comes from years of experience that I need to pass on.

See that multi-colored hair she has? See how it’s REALLY red? That’s a signal to stay away from her, she’s fucking crazy. In nature most animals that are brightly colored are poisonous, women are no different and they’ll tell you who they are with their hair. Knowing this will save you LOTS of trouble as you go.

BigGreezy270 · 2020-03-29T04:09:09+00:00

I’m sure the Armandos and Brads have pumped, dumped and dismissed her so many times that she just thinks that behavior is normal now. I bet her ex was a nice guy who just couldn’t stoop that low and fill that role for her, good for him.

laughterOnIce · 2020-03-29T04:04:39+00:00

A few years? She is already wondering where all the good men disappeared to. This skeleton also needs to have more protein in her diet bro. Lol

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-03-29T15:53:58+00:00

She thought the ex was insulting her, he was just giving her psychologist the cliff notes.

redditthrow32 · 2020-03-29T13:40:44+00:00

Lol if she said that in a roastme title i thinks shes far from being ok now. Maybe shes still playing into her fetish of being dehumanized?

mr_kuk · 2020-03-29T08:02:47+00:00

She's Marty McFly and attention from strangers on the internet is his parent's fucking.

jws755 · 2020-03-30T07:02:48+00:00

Thats a forgettable face. The hair and tatts only make her stand out a bit.

Daddy is not coming home princess. Time to grow up.

ntvirtue · 2020-03-29T14:50:07+00:00

Holy batshit crazy Batman!

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