Here’s a compilation of my analysis on online dating accounts I viewed during my ‘social research experiment’. Please feel free to add and educate newcomers on the bs women spin just to get attention or to win over a human ATM.

“I’m new here”

She’s deleted her last account and starting a new campaign using a different strategy.

“I’m a down to Earth sort of girl”

She’s actually spends most of her time online lost in cyberspace.

“I’m looking for a man who will accept me for who I am”

This means she has no capacity for compromising.

“I’ve been catfished too many times before”

She has a poor judge of character and got beaten at her own game and is now virtue signalling for men to keep her in the game - women are the leading competitors in the catfishery department.

“Pleeze don’t wink / poke / like me. I won’t respond to wolfwhistling”

Women who say this are usually ugly and won’t get any attention relying on their looks or crappy personality alone. So they get creative and use reverse psychology to fill their tip jar by using passive-aggressive prose such as this which prompts douchbags to respond. This strategy works to some extent but guys are only really responding in jest or to piss her off but to her it still creates the striatal dopaminergenic release feedback loop and gives her the impression she is desired. It’s as if she is saying “please don’t put money in my charity bucket, I don’t need it”.

“My kids are my life”

That’s because all she has in life is her kids.

“Not looking for ONS or FWB”

She’s been chewed up and spat out.

“If you like what you see, drop me a line 😉”

She just wants a compliment. May as well just say “make a donation in my tip jar”. She’ll never reply.

“It’s hard for me because I travel for work and am away from home a lot”

Lots going on here... The only difficult aspect for a woman to get a relationship / cock / attention is if she had to keep it a secret from someone else. She is implying her response time to your message could be delayed because of travelling and / or work (when in fact she’d have her phone on her all the time. Let’s face it, the mobile phone is an extension of their arm). She’s either keeping it a secret from her bf / husband or can’t host at her place or both. A lot can be learned about a woman from observing the household she lives in. Most profile pics aren’t taken in their own dwellings for a reason.

That’s it for now.