I feel like some of these whales just dislike me because they're miserable or they've had bad experiences with dudes. Maybe they just feel unattractive and so they drown their misery in food or something. Anyway, these waddling giants can be really mean, judgmental, and sassy for no reason. While I can definitely outrun them or fit myself through tiny spaces or door ways to escape them, this isn't always the best because they are plentiful. I'm always running into them. What can I do to survive in their presence? What will cause them to respect me or lay off me without me having to do any work or effort to maintain it? How can I be unaffected by their field of gravity?