Orlando Bloom says he and fiance Katy Perry will NEVER divorce......ahhhhhh, yeah, riiiiiiight.

ImstarIordman · 2020-02-14T05:13:49+00:00

Reminds me of all the teen girls from back in high school wrighiting blank and blank forever..... the only 2 that are still together died in a car crash as sr's in high school lol.

rocko20002 · 2020-02-14T05:19:47+00:00

For one, I gotta say, haven't seen such a mismatched celebrity couple since Sandra Bullock married Jesse James. The closest one I can think to these is John Legend and whatsherface plastic Asian Barbie chick he married. Think about it. Orlando Bloom, although admittedly a handsome fella, strikes me as such a boring guy with no personality. And I'm only judging him by his movie roles I've seen it him. Like Jack Sparrow's sidekick in Pirates of the Caribbean, as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings saga, and as Balian of Ibelin in Kingdom of Heaven. Compare him with Katy Perry, who seems to be hopped up on cocaine and cheap Merlot the whole time. That, and the fact that she looks at times really mad and moody. As much as I dismiss Russell Brand as a smack addled asshole, I don't blame him from running away from this Karen. No doubt Orlando Bloom is just the perfect guy for her to settle down with and then divorce because she got bored with his vanilla personality.

downwardlyspiraling · 2020-02-14T05:19:54+00:00

WT? Orlando Bloom is slumming it with Katy (spell your fucking name right bitch, it's Katie) Perry? Is he drugged out, strung out, and down and out? WTF is his problem?

Capt-Yoruichi · 2020-02-14T06:53:09+00:00

Katy still has that ugly ass haircut? Geez.

zennacko · 2020-02-14T08:11:08+00:00

A year or two tops. He's looking for the tall girl with big tits, she's looking to befriend his dudes in hollywood

frikabg · 2020-02-14T13:40:28+00:00

You know what his problem is apart from being retarded? The fact that he thinks that just because he will never wants to divorce she thinks the same way. He is projecting his wants and needs onto her and ohhhh boy is he hoing to get a rude awakening.

HonestGamingTroll · 2020-02-14T16:25:55+00:00

She has a lot more money than him. He is probably playing her in the hope that she doesn't get a prenup.

archwiz75 · 2020-02-14T11:16:45+00:00

Same hand/arms position. Is this a display of chameleonism (if that's a word)?

ELPwork · 2020-02-14T10:34:35+00:00

Maybe he has a plan for when that eventually does happen...?

uhtred73 · 2020-02-14T12:06:57+00:00

He’s even dumber than he looks. SMH

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2020-02-14T13:14:25+00:00

Perhaps Orlando has secured himself a solid plan B with Russian hitmen 8)

RunawayGrain · 2020-02-14T13:27:06+00:00

To the tune of California Gurls:

"California girls we know how to cuck tards, wife 'em up then suck 'em bone dry. Worn out looks and lacks a soul, Oooh oh oooh."

Malbek604 · 2020-02-14T18:00:10+00:00

I'm trying to think of a funny Legolas quote but I'm coming up empty.

f4t4l1st1k · 2020-02-14T18:23:59+00:00

Says the guy who played a prince that abducted (supposedly) the most beautiful woman in the world, only to come back home, lead armies to the very doorstep of his father's kingdom and reduce the city of Troy to ashes. All for a woman.

Was a good movie, but his character was such a pussy. So much likeness in that character to the modern simp.

Hugeknight · 2020-02-15T04:15:26+00:00

A mile.

The length of dick that has gone through one of them.

Title	Orlando Bloom says he and fiance Katy Perry will NEVER divorce......ahhhhhh, yeah, riiiiiiight.
Author	ncarolina66
Upvotes	90
Comments	16
Date	February 14, 2020 5:09 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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