With the news about Harry and Meghan, I thought, what is the common pattern? What does she have in common with someone like Anna Nicole Smith? Note, I have no experience with this. I'm just observing a pattern.

Basic Checklist for a Gold Digging Hoe

  1. Find a man who is wealthy and vulnerable: maybe he's naive or lonely or elderly.
  2. Hit him with the Love Bomb. Get him infatuated with you. Convince him he's found his Soul Mate.
  3. Marry him quickly. Ideally marry him in a Community Property state.
  4. Give him a year or two of happy ever after. It helps to show the Court that you tried to be a good wife.
  5. Give him one baby. Child $upport is big money. And it helps to show the Court you tried to be a good wife.

  6. Control his social life, from day One. Eliminate the risk that anyone might spoil your plan. Separate him from all his friends. Separate him from everyone in his family.

  7. Persuade him to move to a Community Property state.

  8. Make him buy an expensive house.

  9. Meet with your personal attorney, execute your exit plan. Make it look like he is to blame.

  10. Divorce him. Collect alimony and child support.

  11. Return to step 1.