Festive season is upon us. Cat ladies, w(h)ine Aunts, Carousel riders et al are hunting for beta providers.

In just the last week, I have had 8 interactions with different women that can be likened to branching

to my presumed HMV. As "To not make women happy" is a kinda motto nowadays, I love seeing them

desperate and horny, knowing that the clock has run down for the post wallers out there. To top it off,

even "Mr Darcy" announced his divorce!