I've figured out the perfect cover. I'm gonna tell everyone I'm gay. That way I'm immune to society's judgments.

Why don't I find a 'nice girl' and settle down? Gay. Boom. Can't question me or you're a bigot.

How come I don't have a boyfriend? Just cause I'm gay doesn't mean I have to be fucking someone you judgmental homophobe! Boom. You're a bigot again.

I can't be questioned.

Guys, idk but... this may make me immortal.