Saint Frick

Frick, once known to the Romans as Priapus, is one of the few Pagan deities who successfully crossed over to the new religion known as Christianity.

Fricks' colors are red, green, and gold, all colors associated with money.

Priapus had a massive male physical member, or so it was taught and represented in art by Romans; The modern Frick however has a METAPHYSICAL prong of surpassing potency. Possibly the original Roman artist was psychically gifted, and saw the SPIRIT which is Frick, his (?) mind interpreting it in known symbolic images?

When one is mightily screwed, one has been fricked. A trickster god in both eras, Frick sneaks up on one using fraud and stealth, and one only notices the fact too late to avoid getting fricked unless one is surpassing smart and keenly observant, or warned by others.

The sacrifice(s) TAKEN by Frick are: Time, hope, emotional energy, and OF COURSE, $MONEY$. The ‘benefits’ received in exchange are experience, emotional scars, shame, humiliation, bitterness, and a desire to teach others; therefore Frick is also a god of wisdom and of teachers.

Frick has the legion of Professors, and participates in educational operations at the University of hard knocks, and is a President of good old Fuck University. Unlike many demons, he has but one fleshy horn, but it’s huge.

Reproduce at will and give credit to Sov. Savage Pacifist.